• Abby

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It was around Christmas time, and I was at a company event. Everyone was having such a fun time exchanging gifts, etc. The Vice President of the company got up to give a speech, giving me a perfect time to get up and go to the restroom.

While I was in the restroom, I could not find any toilet paper. So, I decided to bend over and grab some from the closest stall. I was bent over with my pants down trying to get toilet paper from the next stall, and somebody opened the door to the stall I was in!

My pants were down around my ankles, I was bent over, and I still did not have toilet paper.

Guess I was shit out of luck.


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