It was around Christmas time, and I was at a company event. Everyone was having such a fun time exchanging gifts, etc. The Vice President of the company got up to give a speech, giving me a perfect time to get up and go to the restroom.
While I was in the restroom, I could not find any toilet paper. So, I decided to bend over and grab some from the closest stall. I was bent over with my pants down trying to get toilet paper from the next stall, and somebody opened the door to the stall I was in!
My pants were down around my ankles, I was bent over, and I still did not have toilet paper.
Guess I was shit out of luck.